Ask me anything :)
You can ask me anything on this page . 🙂
I will try to answer everything to best of my knowledge.
Only rule is that no questions can be used to identify me personally, for example, what is my phone number, or where do I live etc ..
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pakaroosa 
why does elephant has two sets of teeth?
khaney ke aur dikhane ki aur…..kiyoon?
well! i think this has some thing to do with evolution. 🙂 may be elephants want to scare other animals away from them 🙂
i think you didnt quite get his question if i am not over thinking, i think they are there to deceive people with their cute and innocent look. you see the outer ones reflect the outer beauty of the Elephants
i dont really think outer teeth are for ‘beauty’. 🙂
quite right…uncle Tom got it,you didn’t
I have to ask you why is it that everyone driving faster than us is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than us is a moron?
well! i know a little drving and i have not considered any one a moron or idiot ever 🙂
but i think in pakistan there are not many lanes in the road, this thing can frustrate people, thats why they might say such things.
good question…
It seems that you want to impress everyone, don’t you?
no, i dont.
OK you don’t want to impress everyone but you can impress anyone, don’t you?
not really, some people might not even like me.
OK you don’t want to impress everyone and you can’t impress anyone. So what is the purpose of this post?
to interact.
Let interact or do interact?
Thanks for answering my question.
My next question is: in the tag line of your blog, have you spelled “quiet” as “quite” deliberately?
no it is a mistake.
i will correct it.
For a man, a used woman has to dress up and an unused woman has to get undress. What are your thoughts?
i think i know what are you talking about, but still i cant understand what do you mean by used and unused women?
Let talk more about it at:
https://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_162529073793245
well! actually it violates the only rule i have 🙂
no questions leading to reveal my identity .. joining group will tell who i am 😛
You can have more questions in my latest post on my blog.
“بچے دو ہی اچھے”۔۔۔
تو کیا دو کے بعد کے بچے برے ہوئے۔۔۔؟
i think this is stupid philosophy. i want to have more than 2 kids once i am married 😛
Five seems to be the right number 🙂
hahaa ,, i dont know this much … but deliberately restricting yourself to have 2 kids seems not good.
I have to ask you: why some books have a blank page which they say they have left intentionally blank?
hmmm .. book publishers try to be smart and add blank pages for partitions, but now when i think, i really think it is a stupid think to do.
Oh…so one can be stupid even at a publisher’s level. That is apalling or dreadful…or both.
also some books try to be elite books, they insert a couple of blank pages and increase the price many folds 😛
Alright the next thing I want to ask is:
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
i dont really think we are here to help others 😛
Now that’s pretty candid I must say 🙂
🙂
My today’s question is:
Why do we press harder on the remote-control when we know the battery is dead?
hmmm … for the same reason we start speaking louder on phone when we realize our voice is not passing through due to network issues 😛
brilliant !
Question:
If swimming is such good exercise how come whales are so fat?
because they eat more than their bodies can spent despite exercise 🙂
Question:
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
to kill nasty germs.
But lethal injections are meant to kill a person. Why try to save him from the germs? Can germs harm him in a more fatal way than being killed right away through the injection?
ohh .. i didnt know that 😦
May be its a matter of habit
or
They want a “clean” death for the sentenced. 🙂
be a witty…
السلام علیکم ورحمتہ اللہ۔
3 friends went to a hotel for lunch. After lunch, they paid Rs. 25+25+25=75 to the waiter.
Manager returned Rs. 5 to the waiter. Now the waiter kept Rs. 2 in his pocket and returned one rupee to each guy (i.e. 1+1+1= 3)
Its mean that each of the friend paid Rs. 24 from his pocket.
Result = 24+24+24=72 + 2 (that had taken by waiter)
= 74
where’s the remaining one rupee???
I got the answer…
Now its ur turn 🙂
you cannot say
because you have to further subtract the 2 rupees waiter kept.
I would like to know your answer too but firstly from her to whom I asked… 🙂
replied 🙂
There are three men and three women and a difficult situation.kindly solve their problem here:
http://jawwad-khan.co.cc/2011/05/aik-paheli/
ufff .. kafi mushkil hai . or mera dil nahin cha raha is ko hal kernae ka .. nahin tu main ne ker laena tha 😉
Its a tricky question and tricks lies in the totals.
there was a old total and there was a new total.
the old total was of 75/Rs.
But when they got three rupees back the new total became 73/Rs.So two rupees as we all know went into waiter’s pocket.
This new total is taken out from this riddle and very cleverly the question directed retroactively ignoring the fact that they paid 73/Rs and two rupees are possessed by waiter.
nice… but Jawad bhaiya how many paid by each friend?
Do i deserve a Nobel prize for solving mysteries and riddles? 🙂
lolz :)) nobel prize 😀
hummmmm….seems a challenge for my brain…
lets take this way…
5 rupees was returned it means that the bill was of 70/Rs.
So each shared 23.3/Rs
each of them got 1/Rupee back
waiter kept .66/Rupee of each individual (2 divided 3)
so the net total is 25/Rs….
where is my God damn Nobel prize…
oh.. lolzz… 😀
Ok buy a medal from any sports shop and give it to me…
I an a very bargaining and flexible person 🙂
😀 the question was for Aroosa not for you bro… so you do not deserve for the medal 😀
What is meaning of Guboo Jee Guboo Jee Gum Gum? 🙂
kisi indian advertisment ki statement lagti hai 🙂
The question is:
What shall we use
To fill the empty spaces
Where we used to talk?
How shall I fill
The final places?
How should I complete the wall?
it looks more like poetry than a question 🙂
True but it still begs for an answer 🙂
“silence”